There's only one person that I talk to, and we all know who it is. I'm sorry, but I almost always put him ahead of anyone else. Our conversation today went something like this (keep in mind, I'm paraphrasing):
(Over text)
M: I challenge you to a fire duel.
(Phone rings)
C: That caught my attention. I like that.
M: I thought it would. I was going to say agni kai, but I don't know how to spell that.
C: (laughs) from Avatar?
M: Yep. I'd win. I know how to retract lightening. And you DON'T!
C: Nope. I'd win. I'm from the water tribe.
M:.... if your from the water tribe, your fire would be.... water?
C: Yes.
M: So it would be water?
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C: I hate it when people ruin my final lines for me
M: What do you mean?
C: Well, every time I go to (town I live in), I say something amazing before leaving, and someone ruins it for me!
M: (hesitating) um...
C: I'll give you an example. Last Saturday, when my mom's boyfriend arrived, someone was like "*giggle* hey look, your father's here *giggle*" Then I turned around, and said "Papito's my only father"
M: Did you say that in a booming voice?
C: Yes. I was walking out of the door, the wind flowing through my hair, sunset lighting
M: In slow-motion
C: Everyone was shocked. Their faces were like a "did he just say that?" face. And my back was turned from the explosion.
M: BECAUSE COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS! (laugh) Oh my god! I can't believe you mentioned that. Kudos. Kudos.
C: (laugh) And then my mom sent me back in to get her comb.
M: (laugh) Aw! She made you face the explosion!
C: (laugh) (fake angry voice) I KNOW! UGH.
M: How dare her ruin such an epic moment! You didn't get mad?
C: No. But LATER ON....... I WAS PISSED.

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